Get your filthy browser away from my beautiful site.

Here are three reasons you should use something else:

• Add-ons suchs as AdBlock (which is fantastic) run in Firefox and Chrome, but not Internet Explorer.
• IE has never, and most likely will never be standards compliant. It mangles perfectly good markup which is interpreted correctly by every other browser.
• If the first two reasons aren't good enough for you, then you can just fuck off. Sell your computer and buy some Ice-cream. Idiot.